A** Like That - Eminem

ow wee
The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
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I don't believe it
Its almost too good to be true
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
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The way she moves shes like a belly dancer
She shakin her ass to da new nelly jams-a
I think someones at the door but I don't think Im a answer
Police saying freeze
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What do you mean freeze?
Please Im a human being I have needs 
Im not done not until Im finished peeing
I am not resisiting arrest I am agreeing 
Mr. officer im already on my knees 
I cant get on the ground any further its impossible for me
Do not treat me like a murderer 
I just like to pee, pee pee yes I make R&B
I sing songs it go ringy ching chong chong chong ching
Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid
If I offend im sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the puppet dog I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee
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Jessica Simpson looks oh so temptin
Nick, I aint ever seen a ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
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Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so hunsum
Now there getting older there starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze
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What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre please
I did not even get to see Mary Kates shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or to make a great big scene
And don't treat me like im Pee-Wee Herman this movie is PG
And Mr. Officer I demand to see my attorney 
I will simply plea innocent cop a plea and be free
Free yes free right back on the streets 
What you mean my lawyers with Michael he is too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz theres a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee 
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Hillary Duff is not quite old enough
So I aint never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year ill say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a go go
In that video she sings get out your pozo
I need a new boyfriend hi my name is jojo
Police saying freeze
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What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized 
And my keys to my ranch I just made cookies
Mr. Officer lookie take a whiff of these
Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee 
Pee on the radio, but I think I did
Janet is that a breast, I think I just saw it
Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid
I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick
Get to the chopper everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold get down!

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
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I don't believe its almost to good to be true
I ain't never saw an ass like that
cuz the way you move it you make my pee pee go doiing doiing doiing
(whats wrong wit you)
ahaha