What am I doing
Aaaaaaaa
Hieee
G'day
And general introductions
Got a new song and here's the instructions
Keep it upbeat with a lot of BPMs
No park and bark so you better move your stems
You're here to have fun and maybe get messy
Don't touch our wigs or bitch we'll get testy
Do not hate, don't discriminate
Do not ashley or mary kate
American Apparel is all gone
So we wrote this brand new song
Please don't bore us get to the chorus
Please dont bore us get to the chorus
Please dont bore us get to the chorus
Aaaaaaah
AAA, and now we walk this way
AAA, back to the front to the side to the hey
AAA from Sydney to LA
AAA, we're out of thing to say
Aaaaaaa
Hey hey hey you wanna meet the triple A's
What does triple A stand for anyway?
A is for Alaskaaa
Can't you talk any faster?
The next A is for Act
Representing Aussie and that's a fact
Willam is a A with no extra i
Wanna see what's going on between these tights?
Started a band with our best gal pals
We take Venmo, cash or PayPal
Asia, Africa, USA
Turn it up and say AAA
Please don't bore us get to the chorus
Please dont bore us get to the chorus
Please dont bore us get to the chorus
Aaaaaaah
AAA, and now we walk this way
AAA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey
AAA, from Sydney to LA
AAA, we're out of things to say
AAaaaaaa
Double D, triple A, batteries charged
We dont wear wigs with a frot thats hard
Back, front, back, my lace front
Shenanigans, shows, and stunts
Willam likes bangs
Alaska got buns
Courtney's got them all
But only wears one
The triple A girls that's what we're called
Come to the party and we'll snatch you bald!
We dont just sing songs in gay bars
We also fix automotive cars
Please dont bore us get to the chorus
Please dont bore us get to the chorus
Please dont bore us get to the chorus
Aaaaaaah
AAA, and now we walk this way
AAA, back to the front to the side to the hey
AAA, from Sydney to LA
AAA, we're out of things to say
Aaaaaaa
AAA
YMC fucking A (Woooo!)
AAA
Does this place have valet?
AAA
Girl is that wig ombré? (Its a Vanity in bluberry tart)
AAA
Let me get the fly away
AAA
Which one is Beyoncé?
AAA
Trinity K Bonet
AAA
Please stay on the line for a brief survey
AAA
Nomi, do a piqué!
AAA
No brunch on matinée
AAA
You are a gay cliché