You keep saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen what you're doin' right there
With that stamp and a book, you've got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare
I have no idea what you're talkin' about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire
Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I've got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?
Shhh!
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said, I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
You're kidding me right?
You're, you're kidding me
Don't you see what you were doin' right then
That's a wicked groove you were startin' to move
Mr., you got rhythm times ten!
I think perhaps that you're not listenin'
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big crime
I just can't keep time
I'm tellin' you, I lost the beat
I don't need my face on t-shirts
Or hit a power-chord guitar
They were screamin' my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a rock star
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said, I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm (sounds like rhythm to me)
No, I ain't got rhythm (seems like they all agree)
Said, I ain't got rhythm, I ain't got rhythm (but you're laying down some funky syncopation)
I ain't got rhythm (but you got that beat)
No, I ain't got rhythm (look at them, they're stomping their feet)
Said, I ain't got rhythm (it's time for you to rock)
A brand new generation (brand new generation)
Gonna rock a brand new generation
Because I ain't got rhythm!
Would you just go join the band?
(I've got rhythm!) Hey, hey!
(I've got rhythm!) Hey, look at me!
(I've got rhythm!) Look what I'm doin'!
(I've got rhythm!) Check it out!
Hey, I got rhythm!