Baby, It's Cold Outside

I got to get home, fellows, I can't stay here all night

It's kind of cold out there, June

Yep, it sure is

I ain't a fixing to stay

But baby, it's cold outside

I got to get away

But baby, it's cold outside

This evening has been

Been hoping that you'd fall in

So very nice

I'll hold your hands there just like feet

Mommy will start to worry

Beautiful what's your hurry

Pappy'll get the shotgun down

If he does, we'll have to leave town

Really I'd better scurry

Have a drink what's your hurry

Maybe just a half a jug more

Put some Eddie Arnold records on while I pour

The neighbors might think

But baby, it's bad out there

Say, what's in this here drink

That ain't sarsaparilly there

I wish I knew how

Your eyeballs are popping right now

To break the spell

I'll take your hair, your hat looks swell

I ought to say no, no, no, sir

Mind if we move in closer

At least I'm putting up a good fight

Boy, this black eye sure is a sight

I really can't stay

Oh, baby, it'll hold out there

Aww, but it's cold outside

Aw, pick it warm, Jethro

I simply must go

But baby, it's cold outside

The answer is no

But baby, it's cold outside

The weatherman said

How lucky that you fell in

It would be fair

That ain't snow chips falling out there

Sister will be suspicious

Gosh, your lips looks like pedals

Petals?

Yeah, bicycle pedals.

My brother will be waiting at the door

Hope he won't be too sore

Aunt Sara's mind is suspicious

Gosh, your lips are delicious

Give me the key to that door

Never such a terrible blizzard before

I got to get home

But baby, you'd freeze out there

Say lend me a coat

It's up to your knees out there

You boys have been grand

We'd just like to hold your hand

But don't you see

How can you do this thing to me

There's bound to be talk tomorrow

Think of my lifelong sorrow

At least there will be plenty implied

If you caught pneumonia and died

I really can't stay

Your antifreeze won't hold out there

Aww, but it's cold outside