Back Up Plan - Chamillionaire

[Chamillionaire] 
Oooh-ooooh-oooh-oo-ooh 
Just believe, something real freaky's going down 
Oooh-ooooh-oooh-oo-ooh 
Take a sip of this, and just let it relax your mind 
Oooh-ooooh-oooh-oo-ooh 
Please do not disturb, on the door you see that sign 

[Hook] 
Oooh-ooooh-oooh, I'm really feeling you 
If you can keep a secret, then I'll keep a secret too 
And this is what we'll do I'll, be your number two 
I can let you feel on me, if you just let me feel on you 
Oooh-ooooh-oooh, I know you got a man 
Your undercover lover, I can be your back up plan 
And we can just pretend we're, nothing more than friends 
The sex will never end, that way everybody wins 

[Chamillionaire] 
Their dorms their college, their brains share knowledge 
I tip toe through the back do', and no one gon hear about it 
And if your boo try to search you, in any clue get spotted 
I hope the lipstick, that is smeared on your top lip is not it 
Naw we don't sip Hypnotic, we sipping Henny and some Crimevicts 
So take a sip of this, and just let it relax your mind 
Your body's calling me informing me, that you're freakier than normally 
Birthday suit has been worn for me, latex condom put on for me 
Protection in the briefcaser, plenty of lead with no eraser 
Trojan Man gotta be safer, ladies that plot for my treat paper 
Watching a man while he chase her, trying to figuer out whether she faithful 
But the minute that he takes a break, I'm a C-H-I-C taker 
He running round like he gangsta, don't think your girl can't get lead 
To the edge of the bedspread, hungry for sex she can get fed 
Spread her legs or get fed head, she's wearing that yellow pink thong 
She's got her wedding ring on, but it still never seems wrong, Koopa 

[Hook] 

[Chamillionaire] 
See getting money's like sex, and I'm having a manage G 
Gold diggers can't F' with me, like I'm having a manage me 
A hoe see the ice and she start tripping, like your broad can't skeet 
Koopa get a hot steamy ain't creamy, but uh-naw it ain't T 
If it's her first time with me, she'll do her thang like she knew me 
Can't stand a booshie hoe, a booshie hoe can't enthuse me or amuse me 
Can't stand a groupie, cause a groupie's purpose is usually to use me 
They usually hop on the next dick, when they see 50 Cent or Juve 
Who he that's Koopa, but he look like 50 Cent oh yeah 
Well G-G-G-G-ge-ge-ge-get the hell out of here yeah If this ain't just about the sex, don't waste your time 
Money jewelry and fame, should be the last thing on your mind 
You steady trying to be like them, Chamillion trying to be like Ben Franklin 
Cause a girl that I think is feeling me, say she like him aaah 
Don't worry naw, Koopa not disappointed 
I look to' as the do', stick my finger out like this and point it 
Leave, with me it's a ghetto version of Girls Gone Wild 
Niggas probably heard our sound, gotta use a very large towel 
To stick under the do' she's moaning, trying to wake up any sleep takers 
Screaming obscenities at me, she got a foul mouth like she T. Draper 
Sheet shaker heat maker, wanna be down then I replace her 
Cameras'll get your cart I'm smart, you will not ever see the taper 
What we did let me lace ya, up in some game while she take a 
Sip of the Henny or a skeet taste of, some of this Rum minus the chaser yeah 

[Hook] 

[Chamillionaire] 
I got some Henn got some Crime, got some Remmy and it's time 
To take a sip of this, and just let it relax your mind 
Your body is so fine, girl I'm peeping your design 
Somehow it feels right, tell me how can I decline 
Please do not disturb on that door, you see that sign 
There'll be no interrupting, something freaky on my mind 
Sipping going doo-own, stripping going doo-own 
She know what's on my mii-ind, I'm ready to bump and grii-ind 
Oooh-ooooh-ooo-oooh, oooh-ooooh-oooh-ooooh 
Oooh-ooooh-ooo-oooh, oooh-ooooh-oooh-ooooh 

[Devin the Dude] 
Your man use to fuck you down, but now he's slacked up 
She's running all over town, I think he's gonna need back up 
I'll be your relief pitcher, dick up in your mitt 
There's no cork off in my bat, so it's somewhat illegal hit 
Boom over the fence, rinse off my balls when I'm finished 
Yes she's probably a good sport, but he's got you playing tennis 
Running after balls, dodging all your calls 
You're horny wanna grind him, but you just can't find him 
So here's what you do, call 832-567 
You remember the rest, just ask for Devin 
Yes I'll come quick, but not too soon 
Leaving nutty rubbers, all over the room 
Don't forget to bring the pill, the dress I like and high heels 
Some extra panties if you will, we can chill 
I'll never wanna come between you and him, understand 
But if you ever need a back up plan, I'm your man 

[Hook]