Big Pink Dress - Guttermouth

howdy folks its me again
got a message to convey
im so confused whats to lose
I think I might turn gay
on the day my bitch left
she said "stick in your rear"
she never thought she'd hear these words
"ooh your mustache is so tickly down there"
(drill my ass)
oh god its tight
(drill my ass)
this is my first time
(drill my ass)
love you - love you too
live with bill its such a thrill
we get it on so fine
we tend our garden everyday
sometimes we 69
play dress up have puppet shows
we skip and dance and sing
he's so helpful shaves my back
mark its my turn to wear the cowboy hat
(its so hard)