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[00:13.66]Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes
[00:19.67]Or else you'll wind up in the can
[00:24.85]No jokes, no rights, sit tight don't fool around
[00:30.36]You are a guest of Uncle Sam
[00:35.82]Stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease
[00:42.09]Allow no sex above the knees
[00:47.13]When I snap, you jump into the master plan
[00:52.75]I'll be damned
[00:55.64]Well I'll be damned
[00:58.08]I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[01:04.93]Damned if I steal your joke
[01:10.02]I'll be damned if I go for broke
[01:14.14]Damned if I do
[01:18.51]Damned if I don't
[01:23.08]Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around
[01:28.57]I'll make a monkey outta you
[01:34.22]You sign your name right on that dotted line, boy
[01:40.03]I'll be damned
[01:42.32]I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[01:49.21]Damned if I steal your joke
[01:54.19]I'll be damned if I go for broke
[02:00.41]Damned if I do
[02:02.53]And damned if I don't, yeah
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[02:33.77]Come on
[02:34.15]I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[02:42.92]Damned if I steal your joke
[02:46.92]I'll be damned if I go for broke
[02:53.48]I'm damned if I do
[02:55.99]I'm damned if I don't
[02:58.40]I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[03:04.33]Damned if I steal your joke
[03:09.06]I'll be damned if I go for broke
[03:14.56]I'm damned if I do
[03:16.29]I'm damned if I don't
[03:19.52]I'll be damned
[03:24.18]I'll be damned
[03:29.98]I'll be damned
[03:35.06]I'll be damned
[03:37.63]I'll be damned
[03:46.03]I'll be damned
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