Deady Bear (feat. Jayme Gutierrez)

How did I get here?

Am I dead or alive?

Suddenly I can speak

But I feel hollow inside

For years I couldn't move

I was trapped in a void

Just a toy

A slave to a miserable boy

The boy grew up into a monstrous man

And his head filled up with monstrous plans

He never realized I was biding my time

Dreaming of revenge and planning my crimes

I'm the Deady Bear

I'll fill your heart full of despair

You'll get a big surprise

Meet your grizzly demise

When I catch you unawares

I am the Leperchaun

And I've been cursed with leprosy

So your sob story doesn't mean a thing to me

You think you scare me? Ha, too bad Deady!

Your gimmick's more played out than Five Nights at Freddys

I could breathe and instantly spread disease everywhere

So wat'cha gonna do? Hit me with a Care Bear stare?

I spit flames on the mic, time for you to retire

Remember, only you can prevent forestfires

I'm the Leperchaun (Leperchaun!)

I won't stop til your laugh is gone (all gone!)

Come and see my pot of gold

Down six feet below

Close your eyes now it won't be long

Face it, Leperchaun! Your threats are getting old

What's so great about an undergrown gnome with a cold?

I'm Dr. Monster's original prototype

You're just a half-assed Irish stereotype

Then again, we aren't so different in the end

Maybe we could team up together as friends

Step into my home and I'll feed you a bite

Too hot, too cold... just right!

I'm the Deady Bear

I'm the Leperchaun

I'll fill your heart full of despair

I won't stop til your laugh is gone

You'll get a big surprise

Meet your grizzly demise

When I catch you unawares

You're unbearable, your food makes me ill

I shoulda never ate anything a Bear Grills

You're pathetic, you make other teddies ashamed

You even make Teddy Rux-spin in his grave

Why you boo hooing like Whiney the Pooh

You're even more unnecessary than Ted 2

Keep this up, and I'm gonna make you buy the farm

You're not the only one with the right to bear arms

I'm the Leperchaun (leperchaun!)

I won't stop til your laugh is gone (all gone!)

You can try to run and hide

But I see through your disguise

Close your eyes now it won't be long