I love women, yes I do
They're God's greatest creatures and works of art too
But if I'm being honest, there's one that I can't stand
'Cause Lord knows I'm a feminist except for Diane
She's a man-stealing, home-wrecking son of a gun
If she can't have your husband, she'll set eyes for your son
She's a gaslighting, gatekeeping son of a runt
And if I'm being honest, I'd just call her a
Real piece of work in a two-piece suit
Her two faces are ugly too
I support women's rights and wrongdoings
I do believe when I'm singing this song to you
The whole time I got her name wrong
'Cause her real name's Anne, but I say go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Her name's Anne, but I say go Diane
No need for cable in this whole town
When neighborhood watch is what it's all about
And nothing makes the block talk like seeing what door she knocks
When the bar goes up, you know it's going down
No need for pay-per-view with windows right in front of you
Every weekend there's a Friday night light
And when she's sleeping with the congregation
I don't feel so bad in saying what I have about our girl Diane
A real piece of work in a two-piece suit
Her two faces are ugly too
I support women's rights and wrongdoings
I do believe when I'm singing this song to you
The whole time I got her name wrong
'Cause her real name's Anne, but I say go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Her name's Anne, but I say go Diane