Douche Bag Blues - W.A.S.P.

"This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buying this. This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugs and alcohol" 

My mother was a douche bag 
My sister was a douche bag 
I guess that makes me one too 

I got the douche bag blues 
I got the douche bag blues 
I got the douche bag blues 
Lord I just don't know what to do 

I sold dynamite to the Arabs 
Bullets to the Jews 
Whiskey to the Indians 
And I'll get you too 

I got the douche bag blues 
I got the douche bag blues 
I got the douche bag blues 
Lord I just don't know what to do 

Vinegar and water 
The drink that I choose 
I gotta tell ya brother 
Tastes like pussy juice 

Time flies when you're in a coma...