Chutes and Ladders
To a make believe land?
The Andyman can (The Andyman can)
Freddy was keen
Mystery Machine
When I promised him green for gasoline (Jinkies!
I travel by the gravel of tobacco road
In a race to catch up with a
Place that time forgot
Kojak
Andy Capp
So I could find a parking spot in the lot
Greeted upon arrival by drums of steel
A one man band called "Surreal"
I asked him of law and regulation and he said it was up to me
This is no longer reality, in here I was truly free
So I went to Sesame Street and found Telly
So he could sell me peanuuuuut - peanut butter, jelly
Pat Sajak
So I got two hundred dollars
Passed go
Glass Joe
Delivered a mighty blow!
Uncle Scrooge
Warmed illusion, got his assets frozen
George of the Jungle
Ran into that tree (Oooh!)
Me, I found Whimpy in the Sea Hag's fog
Said, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a
Winky Dinky Dog
From a cookout, where I saw the Captain with his hook out
Making shish kabobs out of
Etch A Sketch
Judy Blume
'S for dinner, she wouldn't let me budge
Freckle Juice
Superfudge
Boarded a great space coaster
Then transferred to a toaster that in a hardware war flies
But at that time a chime startled my ears
I was awakened to the sight of colorful spots in my eyes
Sweet dreams on my ticker tape parade route
Where good guys ride off into the sunset, fade out
And you too can visit the next time you nap
On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map
On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map
[Dizzy Dustin] + (Andy Cooper)
A yawn tells my mom that it's time for bed
But with a touch of pixie dust I can fly instead
I'm bound to leave the ground so I
Open up the windows of my room
And look towards space to face the moon
That's becoming a balloon in an old cartoon
It must be Wacky Wednesday cause I see my favorite sensei (Hong Kong Phooey
Groovie Goolies
With Pippi Longstocking and her papa
As Little Hiawatha hit the stream for a swim
I had my scuba gear near so I followed him in
And grabbed a hold of the tail of a manta ray
And we began to play, but then he swam away
So I boogied on my board using an oar
To head back to the shore where I can boogie on a floor
I did the penguin to the shuffle to the hustle to a back spin
Let's get ready to rumble!
My pet rock named Schleprock who slept in a
Tube sock
Was going a couple rounds with a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot
But I couldn't get a ticket so I had to sneak in
(*Imitating "Ain't Nuttin But A G Thang")
("And we damn near got caught, cause our sneakers kept squeakin")
Then I jumped on my Psycho Stick and hopped the top
Of a suburb curb, man, I gotta move quick
Cause if I hurry up and get the Magetti ready
I'll return home a hero and be showered with confetti
(Close your eyes) and climb aboard this cruise
To the state of no limits and bring your sleep walkin shoes
It's not an acquittal so we don't beat the rap
On a journey to anywhere we can draw our own map
On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map