Intro

This is the intro

Why are you looking hard

With a hood on and Timberland boots

Staring at me for one hour

When you could walk up and shake my hand? Why?

Why are you making those mean faces in your videos

With the fish lens effects? Why?

Why do you walk in the clubs

With thirty people around you

And stand in the corner

With big bodyguards for no reason? Why?

Why do you pull up in valet parking

With your Benz that is rented?

Fronting on a cellular phone

That doesn't work, why?

Why are you smirking up your face

Making obnoxious facial scenes

Like I supposed to be scared

(Supposed to be scared)

Why?

(Why?)

Who are you?

(Who are you?)

I circle like sharks while y'all panic

I cruise the Atlantic

Y'all think I'm spaced out

Human from the earth planet

That's right, tomorrow I plan to boo

Your shows in the Apollo

You follow in the crowd

The audience is hollow

Never ending while I'm mind bending

Resending you the first verse

That you was worse

A drag queen with a purse, unrehearsed

Don't try to reverse

Harsh words send you to a nurse

Emergency with urgency

Non-wrapable comics

And half of y'all out there got me vomitin'

(Bleh)

Turnin' islamic and dominican

Indian, Cambodian, watchin' nickelodeon TV

You see me lookin' at me grabbin' my pee-pee

Y'all still sleepy

With hard faces tryin' to look creepy?

You are the monsters of the original Mr. Softie

Ice cream trucks

Open your eyes, tell me, why can't you see?

Why are you hating the player?

Why can't you see that your fakin' is weak?

Open your eyes, tell me why can't you see?

Why? Your exaggeration perpetration levels

Are at exaggerating full speed

Why must I answer to you evil monsters?

Hey Keith, we are the official haters

And you have sunken into the official hating zone

In which you witness the most salt shaking

Behind your back speaking

Record criticizing cock blocking

In the club costume jewelry wearing

Valet parked Lexus renting

Undercover, star-struck

No game having fake Versace shirt wearing

Motel hell living

False Muslim being, jungle fever having

Pork eating demon people

Our purpose here on your planet is to bring you down

If you can evade this evil, you will be the man