It Can't Be True
Oh, hey Lucy!
What's up?
Check this out
I just got the juiciest text from Charlotte who told me the nastiest thing about Kendra
Kendra?
No!
What?
Alright, I'll tell you
But remember
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her
'Cause she says she saw Kendra and Evan at the mall
Standing face to face
Laughing and talking and holding hands
Slurpin' all the way to first base
But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her
Kendra and Evan?
Yup!
Well, what about Brett?
Ugh, I know, she's so full of it
But really, really, really, don't say anything
Of course not
I won't say a word
Yellow?
Cassie?
Charlotte!
Yo! (Yo!)
Everything Charlotte says is a lie (Everything Molly says)
It's a lie
It's a lie
It's a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie (Everything Molly says is a lie)
You better not believe her!
'Cause I just heard that she said she saw Kendra and Evan (She said she saw Kendra and Evan)
On their bikes havin' a little race
(Molly saw Kendra at the park, lettin' Evan get to second base!)
But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her (You better not believe her)
Holy mac-a-roly, oh it can't be true!
No, you can't repeat a single word I'm tellin' you
And, oh!
Can you imagine what Brett would do?
If he heard that kind of a rumor
Everything Cassie says is a lie (Everything Molly says is a lie)
Everything Charlotte says is a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie (Is a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie)
Makin' up stories
I don't know why
You better not believe her
So don't take nothin'
She just told me
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan at the game and they vanished without a trace
Then she saw Kendra under the bleachers
Lettin' Evan get to third base!
Holy mac-a-roly, oh, it can't be true!
There's an awful lot of trouble they could get into
And, oh!
Can you imagine what Brett would do?
If he heard that kind of a rumor
Everything Kendra says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Doing the tongue with some other guy
You better believe this!
'Cause he said she saw
She said she saw
He said he saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
Kendra and Evan at the park
Kendra and Evan at the lake
Kendra and Evan at the movies
Kendra and Evan at the zoo
And I just saw them, right now!