(It's) Hairspray - Hairspray

Corny
And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium...
... For the first time ever on nationwide television...
It's The Corny Collins Spectacular...

Council girls
He's Corny!!

Corny
... Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!

Corny (& ensemble)
What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, it's hairspray!

What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, it's hairspray!

If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind

But if you spray it and lock it,
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place

Why take a chance
When you get up and dance
If you twist, I insist
You use hairspray

And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With "ultra-clutch" faithfully

So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray

Corny
That's me!

Ensemble
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah

Corny
Forget the milkman
The only thing better than hairspray

Ensemble
Hairspray! Wow!

Corny
That's me!

Corny & ensemble
What makes a man
Reach out and touch?
Ultra clutch!

Corny & ensemble
So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get

Corny
The only thing better than hairspray
That's me!

Ensemble
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah

Council girls
He's Corny Collins!

Corny
The only thing better than hairspray

Ensemble
Hairspray! Wow!

Corny
That's me!

Ensemble
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!
Do wow!

Corny
"Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!"

Brenda
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!