Jingle Bells - Bob Rivers
[Bob Rivers:] Yo, yo [Girl as Dina Rae:] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From Detroit to east L A [Bob Rivers as Eminem:] Is this a white Christmas hell no my man I'm leavin' blood in the snow and smackin' fat men You mean Santa, that boy's a bitch He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her kiss Fo' real he's no joke, that guy don't play He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh Laughin' all the way, but he's not laughin' today We'll jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay Come christmas eve, old nick's A gonner! We'll be snackin' on deer, eatin' Blitzen and Donner Not a question of when, not even a maybe Have a drunk Mrs. Claus' saying, "Jinglin' Baby!" Give a new meaning to "ho, ho, ho" Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snow So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you the coal [Girl as Dina Rae:] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From to Detroit to east L A [Bob Rivers as Eminem:] Playin' Reindeer Games, hell yeah my friend Grab Rudolph's horns, see how far they bend When his nose turns red, his ass gets sent Back out to the woods with his faggy elf Randall Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice In fact, he'll have me listed as 'naughty' twice Not cuz' of the fights, or the Christmas gift heist, Because of all the nog, I left on his wife It's time for old Nick to move and retire 'fore we roast his nuts on a big ass fire Yes I'm that bad, Yes, I'm that crude I mean ya ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick I mean, when's the last time you've seen your dick I don't mean to throw a fit and I'm not one to bitch But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit [Girl as Dina Rae:] (Bob Rivers as Eminem:) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From Detroit to East L A (Yo) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey (Yo, yo) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From Detroit to east L A
Artist: Bob Rivers
Title: Jingle Bells