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Joey vs Joël

Album: Joey vs Joël Durasi: 6:54

MC: "Alright you two, we went over the rules in the back

Coin toss Joey you won, you've elected to go first

Joël, you'll go second."

Joël: "Ain't a thing to me"

Joey: "Man shut up."

MC: "Are there any other questions here guys?"

Joël: "Nope"

Joey: "Today's the day kid."

MC: "Alright Joey, go nuts"

Man, it didn't have to be this way but

You chose it, you chose it. Just remember that

Yeah check it it's me

The same fuckin spitter

Boy don't come at me with shit

You never been a quitter

Eh maybe when it came to college

When you went and ran your mouth but

Never would acknowledge

That you fell well short of your expectation

So think of what your dad would say before you come and say shit

Joël: "I'll fuckin kill ya"

Hoo that one hit home didn't it?

I know you can't resist me even if you claim your kiddin kid

Uh, yeah I'm on a different level now

Go and act like i ain't a god? you made the devil now

Know the talent i possess is truly special how

Could you go make a fool of your only blessin now?

So listen to the little kid who's deep inside of you

You can't be the one deciding who

Be fuckin blinding you

Now you're scared of me plenty

Cause of what they all say

You claim that they don't effect you

Well baud why the delay?

It's been three years to the day

Since you came here to spray

Now you be truly frightened

On how they thinkin you cray?

Is it cause the girls you make

Me rap about never stay?

Cause if that's the case my guy

I mean you straight acting... ayeee

Nah I won't say that

But know up in your lonely nights you dream of payback

They ain't gonna see that you a needle in haystack

Had to get it off my chest to say it's a shame that

Some sauced idiot threw us on the same track

But don't worry Joël, you'll get your game back

Dont hate your name when you know who gave that

Idea to your mother, now I'm smokin ya name pack

Look at you all confused

Why you acting like you loaded

Bitch i've seen your amuse

Don't go pay for no views

Then go lighting a fuse

When you try to tell them listen

And they steady refuse

I mean your own friends and family

Now how bad is that

I mean your own damn sister

Don't be bumpin your raps

And your shootin out your league

Like you think you could make it?

You know them girlies ain't gon

Make you blow like a spaceship

I'll go over any limit

Out here to rip you

Cause even i could see

That you done choked on that trip dude

Haaa

You know what I be saying?

Late at night I've seen you weighing

On if I'm worth you staying

In this game where you know

That you'll never have a place

So you claim that this for jokes

Because you gotta save your face

But I know deep down

You can not let me drown

In your head full of thoughts

Know I just wear the crown

What's with you though brother

Damn you look trim lately

And now you actin like we're

Marshall and Slim Shady?

You'll never get rid of me

I'm simply a talent

So work inside your mind

My boy you gotta find balance

You gonna have to settle

For a little dumb shorty

Cause no girl tryna fuck

You when you stand at 140

I've always been a part of you

Since you were a kid

Now that people holding judgement

You be tryna get rid

Of the one true ability

That sticks by your side

While your narcissistic ass

Listens to me on a ride

Nah I wipe you on the floor

Man this shit was a breeze

Can't open no doors

When you forgot the Keyes

MC: "I don't know Joël that's gonna be pretty tough to beat."

Joël: "Nah that shit was weak as fuck man... You're better than that"

MC: "Are you ready?"

Joël: "Oh I'm ready."

Hit it Dex

Haha, here we go

Better listen up I'm saying this once so

What makes you think that I hold a fear

When I threw yo ass right on the shelf for over 3 years

Boy I'll make that decision again

So don't fuckin tempt me

You ain't the damn decision maker

Bitch yo cup empty

You claim apart of me

But you're my creation

And other than that shit

Me and you got no relation

So how you want the body?

Buried? Maybe cremation?

You the fuckin cancer

Bitch I'm the radiation

You think I love you

But a lot of times I really hate you

Captain Morgan with my foot up on your

Skulls a great view, bitch I made you

Now I played you, you blue as the sky

They won't hear your ass for so long

They wont ask who's the guy

That done thinks he won the battle

Up against 2takai

I mean let's be honest

Joey that was not your best performance

I don't need to many bars

To throw your whack ass in accordance

I wish I never made you

And my mind had an abortion

You ain't bring in no fortune

Gun you down now where's your corpsmen

You ain't a real one

You as fake as fake gets

I can see it on your face now

You know I'm a threat

And

Don't be acting like you know

I ain't gon make a speech

Without your boy Joël

Your ass'd be stuck in halo reach

So one things for sure Keyes

You no rap master, (chief)

Cause no one gives a fuck if

Your lips flap faster

Boy you couldn't go and sell out

Soo damn blasters

And now you wanna act

Like your tongues wealthy?

You gotta smoke to rap

Boy are your lungs healthy?

You dissing dummies

Like you'll crash test them

Just to post another rapping

Vid on AskFM?

I mean your whole damn personas

Nothin but a facade

You don't gotta beat around the bush

You think you a god

So consider this your intervention

Bitch no cod

BField ride with me

So who's on your squad?

After I'm done don't go

Lock behind doors

And it's funny that you mention dad

Considering I'm yours

You say that I'm skinny

And no girls gonna fuck me

But you a major reason

Why these girls ain't gon touch me

She ain't gon meet you

She be here for me instead

Maybe if I cut you off

She'd open her legs

Plus you can't make

Up your mind from one day to the next

So just pick a side and stick with it

And speak with your chest

Track 2 you wanna make it

Then track 3 I'm perplexed

Cause you say the fame would break you

And would make you depressed

I appreciate the honesty

I'm hugely impressed

Wrote a song about my love life

You're truly obsessed

And ya had first shot and

You fucked up ya pitch

So maybe next time

You should just scratch the itch

Look at they faces damn

You losing this bitch

And they see ya post and say

Man he's still doing this shit?

Ha

I'll wrap this shit up I ain't got a career

We got that damn in common tho I won't interfere

In any of your plans now to go disappear

So run away again we'll see you in 4 years

Don't beg up on yo knees like you'll nervously test em

Don't pull up to tease like it's surely you'll wreck em

Know you can not seize skills I certainly kept em

I ain't forget the Keyes Baud I purposely left em

MC: "Oh my god"

"Mic drop he's walking off"

"This one's over folks"