Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming

Just stay in your lanes

Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming

Just stay in your lanes

No bombing and no heavy petting

So just stay in your lanes

Verruca socks and not forgetting to

Just stay in your lanes

Madames and monsieurs, please return to your cubicles

Latchmere's got a wave machine

Ooh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Came out of the changing room

And absolutely nothing had changed

So I stayed in your lane

Came out of the changing room

And absolutely fuck all had changed

So I stayed in your lane

Speedos speed by

So I stayed in your lanes

Bido bipop, bido bipop

Bido bipop

Bido bipop, bido bipop

Madames and monsieurs, please return to your cubicles

Latchmere's got a wave machine

Stayed in your lanes, stayed

Just stay in your lanes

Just stay, just stick in your lane

Latchmere's got a wave machine