Lil' Drummer Boy - Lil' Kim

[Bailiff] 
Will the court please rise? 
Judge Funk Doctor Spock residing 

[Prosecutor] 
Your honor Lil' Kim is a threat to society 
She has shown a blatant disregard for the law 
And has killed six fine law enforcement agents in the line of duty 
For the vicious acts 
She should be punished to the fullest extent of the law 

[Lil' Kim] 
Pardon me your honor 
May I address the bench? 
They try-na assassinate me like they did to Larry Flynt 
* Coughs 
Excuse my persona 
I may be hardcore but I'm not Jeffrey Dalmer 
Ever since I killed ‘em 
I ain't been in trouble since 
It wasn't my fault I acted out of self-defense 
He killed my best friend 
(Who's him?) 
I mean them 
They was all dressed in blue and they want me dead too 
They had real grenade bombs inside of their palms 
And a whole bunch of guns wrapped tight in their arms 
See them bastards woke me up when they broke my alarm 
I was getting my ass licked by this cat named Tom 
(Stop!) 
I heard three guns cocked that's when Tom dropped 
They sent the bow and arrow right through his tank top 
(Oh she's lying!) 
Lying? Blood was gushing on the floor 
Fingerprints all on the door 
Need I say more? 
Pulled out the remote can and shot blows after blow 
Ploom! Queen off her toes 
They fell down like dominoes 
I think it was the Matrix, I mean it was the Matrix 
What was I do? 
Sit back and just take this? 
Yo I tell you now 
If I lose this debate 
Like in Dead Presidents 
I'm going out like Lorenz Tate 
See I ain't gon be stupid 
I'm gon take all y'all to the shift 
I should be able to say what I want 
What the fuck I plead the fifth 
(Now Kim, Kim) 
Fuck that Cee-lo 
I got to save the world 
The first female king and they mad cause I'm a girl 

[Cee-lo] 
Uh with all due respect your honor 
Excuse my client's temperament 
Who has had social intelligence? 
With so much innocence we have to implement 
She was slightly out of place 
But if you grant us a grain of your grace 
I'll assure you it's only stress due to the severity of the case 
Imagine for a minute, yourself in the same shoes 
The same sense of survival and the same nothing to lose 
Your children, your lovely wife 
I mean look at her 
The only thing she's guilty of is having no choice in the matter 

[Kim] 
Lord I cry, I cry 
From the things that I've seen 
That I've seen 
And Lord I cry, I cry 
From the things I've seen, ooh 
If you only knew the things I've been through 
Oh yeah 
You'd know why 
You'd know why I cry, I cry, I cry 

[Redman] 
Order! Order! Order! 
Order! Order! Order! 
Order in the courts, I'm examining her thoughts 
And the notes on why you started slaughtering the fort 
The men dressed in blue they were undercover cops 
Hungry to see another black motherfucker shot 
They ran up in your spot and no one gave the orders 
Even Tom was tapped with a mic and a tape recorder 
(He was in on it too!) 
Yeah 
(I should've known) 
Yeah 
(Objection your honor) 
Yo objection overruled 
I know the news they tried to pay the grand jury 
To give you life sentence with parole up in thirty 
Now that's dirty, surveillance and you debate 
Fuck Will! Now you're the new Enemy of the State 
Angela Bobbett's cake compared to you 
And Junior Mafia that clique ain't scared to move 
So they took precautions 
Grenades from all force and 
Professional marksman with four fours of war hymn 
But you stopped, dropped, rolled and duck 
Shot back other bitches would've folded up 
Now that's my kind of bitch 
I know I'm the judge 
But I love that bitch 
And I'm coming with her 
Creme of crop and me I'mma hold her down 
Resign with A-K's so we blowing the trial 
Look it's a setup 
Yo Kim come on 
(I'm right behind you baby) 
Yo Kim come on 
(I'm right here with you man) 

[Kim] 
Lord I cry, I cry 
From the things that I've seen 
That I've seen...