Merry Muthafuckin X Mas - Eazy E

[Uncle Dolamite] 
Come on over hunnie 
and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss 
[*kissing Sounds*] 
well what you want baby? 

[Baby] 
Would you tell me a story? 

[Uncle Dolamite] 
You want me to tell you a story? 

[Baby] 
Hell yeah! 

[Other Baby] 
Me too! 

[Uncle Dolamite] 
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story 
about the bad ass Eazy E 
he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three 
listen and listen well 
he's a bad Muthafu- 

[Mother] 
Gimmie that god damn book! 
here let me read you this one 
Chrismas in Compton 
it was a silent night, yes a holy night 
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right? 

[Carolers] 
Deck the halls with balls of holy 
fa la la la la la la la la 
tis the season to be jolly.... 

[Eazy-E] 
Merry Chrismas muthafucka! 
[*Gun Shots*] 
Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho! 
while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe 
now dashin' through the snow 
in a candy right top 6-4 
over the hills I go 
laughin' at this hoe 
nuts on rich and rings 
makin' me feel right 
oh what fun it is to know 
that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight 
so ring them bells, ring them bells 
shes takin' it all the way 
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way 
hey ring them bells, ring them bells 
shes takin' it all the way 
oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick 
oh yay! 
tis the season to get busy 
compton crime lick 
and I'm s