Merry Muthafuckin X Mas - Eazy E
[Uncle Dolamite] Come on over hunnie and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss [*kissing Sounds*] well what you want baby? [Baby] Would you tell me a story? [Uncle Dolamite] You want me to tell you a story? [Baby] Hell yeah! [Other Baby] Me too! [Uncle Dolamite] Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story about the bad ass Eazy E he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three listen and listen well he's a bad Muthafu- [Mother] Gimmie that god damn book! here let me read you this one Chrismas in Compton it was a silent night, yes a holy night until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right? [Carolers] Deck the halls with balls of holy fa la la la la la la la la tis the season to be jolly.... [Eazy-E] Merry Chrismas muthafucka! [*Gun Shots*] Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho! while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe now dashin' through the snow in a candy right top 6-4 over the hills I go laughin' at this hoe nuts on rich and rings makin' me feel right oh what fun it is to know that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight so ring them bells, ring them bells shes takin' it all the way oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way hey ring them bells, ring them bells shes takin' it all the way oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick oh yay! tis the season to get busy compton crime lick and I'm s
Artist: Eazy E
Title: Merry Muthafuckin X Mas