My Dad Vs. P.m. - Chixdiggit

My mom always liked paul the best 
She liked his smile and the way he dressed 
And when he sang 
His mouth made an o whoah 

Dad liked the girl who did "Delta Dawn" 
But I'll save that for another song 
He loves all animals 
Is what you gotta know 

We started getting death threats 
In the mailbox milk sucks, 
Let the animals go 
They were blaming my dad 
For testing on cats 
They were blaming my dad, 
My dad? 

My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney 
He likes to eat meat it's true 
My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney 
He don't really care if you don't eat it too 

Paul thought my dad was a science guy 
That makes shampoo that doesn't hurt your eyes 
He got reported to p.e.t.a well, 
They had protests in the neighbourhood 
When they found out they didn't feel too good 

They were looking for a guy 
With a different name 
We stopped getting death threats in the mailbox 
Our lives are back to normal 

And now mom and dad wanna get a cat 
Wanna get a cat 
My mom and dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney 
He likes to eat meat it's true 
My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney 

He don't really care if you don't eat it too 
Don't eat it too 
Don't eat it too 
Don't eat it too, baby, 
You know that it's true