Take me back to the Albuquerque Chili's
Where you first told me how much you loved my Willie
Nelson vinyls that I have at home
Some of the finest Willie that you'd ever known
You ran off with that Puckerlip Leroy
Now I'm just another lonesome rich cowboy
This oil check won't tuck me in at night
But if all I've got's my Willie I'll be alright
But you crushed my heart like a pork rind on a train track
Melted like a Dorito in the rain
Chewed through me like a walrus eatin' fatback
Ever since you left with him for Santa Fe
You're pretty as a week old Cholula stain
Cute as the beard hairs in my drain
You're as sharp as a 2-inch dowel rod
You're as friendly as a 6 man firing squad
I thought that we could be Johnny and June
Now I'm 3 Jacks deep at the salty spittoon
On The Road Again's playin over this bar
It's just me, Jack, Willie and my old guitar
Cuz you crushed my heart like a pork rind on a train track
Melted like a Dorito in the rain
Chewed through me like a walrus eatin' fatback
Ever since you left with him for Santa Fe
Oh my Williams is brilliant
My Cline is divine
It's more than most can handle
But it doesn't hold a candle
To my Willie
But I guess you'll never see it again
Cuz you crushed my heart like a pork rind on a train track
(Oh that railroad rind)
Melted like a Dorito in the rain
(Cool ranch in a cold rain)
Chewed through me like a walrus eatin' fatback
(Like a walrus)
Ever since you left with him for Santa Fe
Yehh
Like a Dorito in the rain
In the rain