Old Fat Robin - Lambchop

The old fat robin sticks his beak into the ground 
With the brain the size of an eraser 
Kitty runs by causes the robin, she does floppin' 
Soon another one lands there to replace her 

Hear the tweeting and your sinuses 
Count the pluses and the minuses 
Turn frustration into sadness 
Say goodbye to major badness 

A strong gust of wind blows upside my balding head 
Makes my balls shiver 
Makes a lump in my hoaky bed?? 
Except for a squirtle and some gasoline 
Completely distracted by the american dream 

Hear the tweeting and your sinuses 
Count the pluses and the minuses 
Turn frustration into sadness 
Say goodbye to major badness 

And though I may be wrong 
We're so glad you came along