At the co-op!
It's Beaux Artes under scaffolding
Co-op!
The staff can't do anything
Co-op!
But they might still strike this spring
That's the gossip at the mail drop
Here in our co-op
Whose package is this?
Something from Overnight Insulin Emergency Providers?
Going once
Twice
Nope?
Okay, garbage time
Bye-bye, box!
Co-op!
Why's the water shut off today?
Co-op!
The super just walked away
Co-op!
I'd rather squat in a loft than stay
In this one-stop flop
Called a co-op
Twenty-two floors and a roof deck that is off limits
A hundred sixty units managed by a staff of dimwits
We pay a king's ransom for a one-bedroom tomb
But you can sorta see the Chrysler from the window in your room
The window in your room
And you don't own any land, just a box in the sky (Sky-yi-yi)
Your neighbor's cooking Kasha and your other neighbor died (Die-yi-yied)
When you moved in, you felt lucky but that time is forgot
But you'd never give up your spot
At the co-op!
Our blessed, the co-op!