Pimpin' Ain't Easy - Big Daddy Kane

featuring Nice & Smooth, Scoob 

Chorus: 
Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go: 
Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x 

[Greg Nice] 
One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven 
eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven 
Twelve, thirteen, start your age; 
fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage 
Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum 
better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum! 
Pick up my pants and thump and thump 
I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some 
Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum 
I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a 
'Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a 
Lift her up just like a pick up truck 
then I sat her down and we started to fuck 
Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O! 
I hope this time I don't make a cookie 
Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie 
Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool 
but bullshit, I ain't no fool, cuz 
Chorus 
[Big Daddy Kane] 
Well, I say...Extra! Extra! 
Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya 
I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it 
the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot 
That means no homosexuality; 
what's in my pants'll make you see reality 
And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH! 
Cuz I don't half-step when it comes to broads 
The K-A-N-E 'll go the whole nine yards 
There's no time for coversation my dear 
[MOAN!] is all I wanna hear 
So let's make a move, as I get smooth 
cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe 
I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk 
Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane&#