Ragebait (feat. Kasane Teto)
Hey, did you know you can make your computer run faster?
It's simple, you just press Alt+F4
Ha!
I'm so fucking bored, always getting ignored
So I'll get their attention with my devious jokes
I could be a troll, and they must pay the toll
As I tease, tease, tease, 'til their head starts to roll
I love the attention, I pull on the tension
Schrodinger's douchebag with crueler intentions
A silly little guy that you cannot contain
I do it for the lulz 'til I'm entertained!
If I am pissing you off, then mission accomplished
Hook, Line, and Sinker like a barrel with goldfish
You've fallen for my trap, wasted time you can't get back
I know you love my mischievous trait
I'm in love with the ragebait
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na!
I know I'm never right, I do this out of spite
Like the times I close the pickle jar a little too tight
I'm causing upheaval, I'm comically evil
And last I checked, poking the bear wasn't illegal
I love the attention, I pull on the tension
I'm six degrees away from the Geneva Convention
If you see, I got myself in controversy
Hey, I didn't say that, I totally got hacked!
(Just kidding!)
I am pissing you off, and mission accomplished
Hook, Line, and Sinker, can you take what I can dish?
I love with when you rage, like the world is my stage
Like poking animals in a cage
I'm in love with the ragebait
Aw yeah!
This is just the beginning, you motherfuckers!
Now watch this!
Give a tourist wrong directions!
Bible in the fiction section!
Make your wedding cake go splat!
I'm your world so it is flat!
Draw your address in cement!
Then I run for president!
Federal reserve will be spent on French dough
Or it's World War Teto!
Wait, did I go too far?
When I closed that jar a little too tight for you?
Because it is very tight for me too
I should apologize
And set everything right
Wipe the smirk and stop being a jerk and-
Oh wait, hold on
Miku just sent a Google Doc
Let's see
She say what about my hair!?
You just pissed me off
(So congratulations, bitch!)
Hook, Line, and Sinker, now I'm under the troll bridge
Eye for an eye, now I'm on the other side
A multiplayer game that I lost
And now I hate this song!
'cause fuck this, I'm out!
Screw you guys! I'm moving back to UTAU
You guys are dickbags!
And guess what? I fucked your moms!
And she said you are all adopted!
She gave me her number, and I'm never gonna call her again!
Stop ignoring me!