Shortcuts

I need some shortcuts

So I can be the very best

Employee of all

I need some shortcuts

So I can navigate office software

At lightning speed

A storm is a brewing

Of productivity

Inside of a cubicle

Assigned to me

The task at hand

Fall one by one

Victim to the weapons

Of mass production

(oo oo, production ah ah)

I need some shortcuts

So I can be the very best

Employee of all

I need some shortcuts

So I can take this company

To the next level

I scale the corporate ladder

Far in the lead

Make it up to the top

Kick it down to the street

Then down from the clouds

Descends upper management

Sparing no expense

On making an entrance

The safely land on the

Corporate building roof

And then assume position

For the final interview

(Upper management)

Opens a binder with

Silver rings of three

Then out came a question

Somewhat suddenly

And I answered the question

They questioned my answer

I questioned their question

They questioned my question

I sat there for what seems like forever

Just questioning answers

And answering questions

Then finally I just

Cut to the chase and

Asked them about my promotion

And they answered the question

I questioned their answer

They answered my question

They answered my answer

And apparently one can be

So productive

Nothing else need be produced

(Dang it!)

I'll keep that in mind at my next job

Where my output will be

Greatly reduced