Skeletons - Ian Hunter
(ian hunter/darrel bath/honest john plain) (transcribed by adrian perkins; corrections by colin ford) Bimbo, flirts, sluts in skirts - muscles brightly glisten Conversation's full of filth - let's all have a listen Oh dear oh dear we live in fear Media bulbs a poppin' If you're bent, they're on your scent There can be no stoppin' Peroxide blondes, vagabonds, into 'eavy metal Your hair looks like it's been done by a dyke with a score to settle Mud needs raking, photos taken of your murky past Haunts you, taunts you, love it don't you Hey hey the gang's all here Pimps 'n' pervs, straights 'n' queers Enquiring minds want to sneer at the skeletons in your closet Sunday morning in the park, Down the pub or in the bath We'll all have a good old laugh At the skeletons in your closet Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet It's bloody marvellous - innit? It's bloody marvellous - innit? Juicy bits, saucy snips, there's gold in them there gutters Blue rinse mob on the job, curtains all a-flutter It's cheapo culture, bleeding ulcers, burnt out by the score Lurid tales never fails to shock you to the core Kinky boots 'n' rubbber suits, It's all going on next door! Caught you, taught you, love it don't you If you've had your face re-done If you spank your girlfriend's bum We can all join in the fun At the skeletons in your closet What's the world coming to? Ain't we got nothin' better to do? To spend all day sifting through The skeletons in your closet Hey hey the gang's all here Pimps 'n' pervs, straights 'n' queers Enquiring minds want to sneer At the skeletons in your closet Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
Artist: Ian Hunter
Title: Skeletons