Stabby Barf Pain

Stabby barf pain (la la la)

It's the best of all four seasons

Stabby barf pain (la la la)

We're gonna tell you all of those reasons

It's winter, spring, summer, and fall

All rolled together in a big ole ball

Sunshine, snow, and wind, and rain

What else would you call it but

Stabby barf pain

Stabby barf pain (la la la)

I've never felt so hot and cold

Stabby barf pain (la la la)

This fabulous feeling will never get old

It's swinter and sprall

Or wummer and fring

Whichever combo has a better ring

It's all of the best parts and none of the bad

It's the best season that you ever had

Stabby barf pain (stabby stabby stabby barf pain)

La la la do do wa wa wa

Stabby barf pain

Mi ma ma foo foo ya ya ya

Stabby barf pain

Shoop shooby wop wop

Na na na

Stabby barf pain

Socka wa wa ginza ya ya ya ya ya