STFU (feat. Sophie Powers)

I had a pet lizard named George

He was cool, but he made me really bored

So I gave him to my mom and she loves him very much

Because animals are better than people

They try to cancel me, cancel me

Bother me, bother me

Stop bothering me, I don't even like my job

Karens, shut the fuck up

Vegans, shut the fuck up

Babies, shut the fuck up

Everyone needs to shut the fuck up

Putin, shut the fuck up

War, shut the fuck up

Dinosaurs, shut the fuck up

Everyone needs to shut the fuck up

Traffic, shut the fuck up

People, shut the fuck up

Groceries, shut the fuck up

Everyone needs to shut the fuck up

My therapist says I need help

'Cause my best friend is an elf on the shelf

He's got dietary needs, and he scares me when I sleep

That's why Amazon should be illegal

They try to cancel me, cancel me

Bother me, bother me

Stop bothering me, I am working really hard

DJs, shut the fuck up

Paintings, shut the fuck up

Taxes, shut the fuck up

Everyone needs to shut the fuck up

Email, shut the fuck up

French people, shut ze fuck up

New years, shut the fuck up

Everyone needs to shut the fuck up

Molecules, shut the fuck up

Golf, shut the fuck up

Bulldogs, just kidding, I love you

Everyone needs to shut the fuck up

Okay, time for the PSA

Dogs are good

People are bad

Dogs good, people bad

I said, dogs good, people bad

Shut your mouth, don't be mad

It's the truth