The World's Greatest Criminal Mind - OST The Great Mouse Detective

[Ratigan:] My friends, we are about to embark on the most
 odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme
 of my illustrious career. A crime to top all crimes,
 a crime that will live in infamy!
[Chorus:]  
[Ratigan:] Tomorrow evening, our beloved monarch celebrates her
 diamond jubilee.  And, with the enthusiastic help of
 our good friend Mr Flaversham, it promises to be a
 night she will never forget. Her last night, and my
 first, as supreme ruler of all mousedom!

 From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper
 The head that made headlines in every newspaper
 And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge Job
 That cunning display that made London a sob

 Now comes the real tour de force
 Tricky and wicked, of course
 My earlier crimes were fine for their times
 But now that I'm at it again
 An even grimmer plot has been simmering
 In my great criminal brain

[Chorus:] Even meaner?  You mean it?
 Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
 You're the best of the worst around
 Oh, Ratigan
 Oh, Ratigan
 The rest fall behind
 To Ratigan
 To Ratigan
 The world's greatest criminal mind

[Ratigan:] Thank you, Thank you. But it hasn't all been
 champagne and caviar. I've had my share of
 adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate
 detective, Basil of Baker Street. For years, that
 insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans.
 I haven't had a moment's peace of mind. But, all
 that's in the past!  This time, nothing, not even
 Basil, can stand in my way! All will bow before
 me!

[Chorus:] Oh, Ratigan
 Oh, Ratigan
 You're tops and that's that
 To Ratigan
 To Ratigan
[Bartholomew:] To Ratigan, the world's greatest rat

[Ratigan:] What was that?  What did you call me?
[Thug 1:] Oh, oh, he didn't mean it, Professor.
[Thug 2:] I-it was just a slip of the tongue.
[Ratigan:] I am NOT A RAT!
[Thug 3:] 'Course you're not. You're a mouse!
[Thug 4:] Yeah, that's right. Right!  A mouse.
[Thug 5:] Yeah, a big mouse!
[Ratigan:] SILENCE! Oh, my dear Bartholomew, I'm afraid that
 you've gone and upset me. You know what happens
 when someone upsets me.

[Bartholomew:] Oh, Ratigan
 Oh, Ratigan
 You're the tops and that's that
 (Oh dear.)
 To Ratigan
 To Ratigan
 To Ratigan, the world's greatest -
[Felicia:] Meow.
[Ratigan:] Oh, Felicia, my precious, my baby. Did Daddy's
 little honey bun enjoy her tasty ___?
[Felicia:] Urp.
[Ratigan:] I trust there will be no further interruptions? 
 And now, as you were singing?

[Chorus:] Even louder
 We'll shout it!
 No one can doubt what we know you can do
 You're more evil than even you
 Oh, Ratigan
 Oh, Ratigan
 You're one of a kind
 To Ratigan
 To Ratigan
 The world's greatest criminal mind