Blattaria, War Princess, I am here with my new best friends
The human beings, who are now my army, and together, we shall defeat you!
Captain Spectacular? (Right here, Ziltoid)
Yes, please, provide me with the weapon
(Don't do it captain, don't do it)
Ha! Fooled you, Poopypants! (What? but Ziltoid!)
I have duped the humans into thinking I am their side
(Ziltoid we had a deal, you signed a contract)
Yes, I signed it in pencil, with my left hand
I mean you're just so dumb it hurts!
(Ziltoid, how could you do this?)
Oh, please, do you actually think there anything in common between me and you human?
(Theres more you havein common with humans than you realize)
(Think back to your childhood, you must know who I know!)
What are you blathering about?
(Ziltoid, search you memories, don't I look familiar to you?
Just tell me!
(We have the same mother!)
Woah!
Turns out, Captain Spectacular is Ziltoids half brother!
Will you losers get on with it? What are you talking about over there?
I have something here from my mother and she wanted you to have it
(This is Universe Ultimate Coffee Bean!)
Woah, give me, give me, give me
(Ziltoid, you were always destined to be humanities last hope! Now, end this!
Wow this is so heavy and unbelievably cheesy
Oh well, Planet Smasher, I command the attack
Woah! What the heck? (Haha! Nice weapon!) Oh crap!
Ziltoid, I see you have a soft spot, well
Let me show you how we play in my world
Captain Spectacular you die!
No!
All seemed to be lost
What Ziltoid failed to realize is
The Planet Smasher needed his own reasons to summon his Ungodly power
The pain of his brother dying pierces his withered hearth
As Ziltoid kneels beside his fallen brother, as if in a dream
The song they'd sing together as children is all of a sudden on his lips
Memories, all alone with the memories
The War Princess wasn't about to go quietly, she grabbed out
Got ahold of Ziltoid and in that moment, they were both, gone!
Turns out the thing the Planet Smasher hated the most was musicals!
Who saw that coming?
They're gone! We're free! We're free!
Captain Spectacular saved us! (and so did Ziltoid!)
Hip hip, hooray!
So, Ziltoid, the War Princess and the Poozers are jettisoned through that hairy wormhole
The Planet Smasher? Off to wherever Planet Smashers go, the musicals worked!
The humans now left alone amongst themselves to celebrate
Wallowing in the sacrifice of Captain Spectacular
Yet giddy in the joy of their survival
Awash with the promise of their brand new world
Voices raised together in celebratory blissful song
The earth sang as one
Believe it or not