Yesterday and a year ago
Were once the same but not anymore
And I'm just happy to see you
In the meantime
Looking around for rags
To cover embarrassing marks
That left you scarred
From messing around after school
Drinking moonshine
I'm so happy I'm not blind
I'm ugly, but He was uglier
It's a good thing I can see
I'm smelly, but He was smellier
Aren't you glad that you're not me
I'm so happy you're not blind
Yesterday and a year ago
Were once the same but not anymore
And I'm just happy to see you
In the meantime
Looking around for rags
To cover embarrassing marks
That left you scarred
From messing around after school
Drinking moonshine
I'm so happy I'm not blind
I'm ugly, but He was uglier
It's a good thing I can see
I'm smelly, but He was smellier
Aren't you glad that you're not me
I'm so happy you're not blind