When The Bald Man Cries (End Credits)

Oh, I came across a lovely lass

(Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o)

A farmer's daughter with some sass

(Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o)

Oh, I begged her to let me spend the night

She answered "No," so I wandered home

That's when my bald man cried

When you're patting the bunny or flickin' the bean

Or strumming' the ol' clamjoe

When they can't keep up, just touch your stuff

Don't make his bald man cry

When you're burpin' the worm

Or butterin' your muffin

Or spankin' the monkey

Or in a menage a moi

When your meat's in heat and you need release

That's when you need to grip it, whip it

And make the bald man cry