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[00:03.13]Flakes! Flakes!
[00:08.93]Flakes! Flakes!
[00:10.58]They don't do no good
[00:12.25]They never be workin'
[00:13.79]When they oughta should
[00:15.64]They waste your time
[00:17.49]They're wastin' mine
[00:19.27]California's got the most of them
[00:21.78]Boy, they got a host of them
[00:25.78]Swear t'God they got the most
[00:27.50]At every business on the coast
[00:28.83]Swear t'God they got the most
[00:30.27]At every business on the coast
[00:31.96]They got the Flakes
[00:35.56]Flakes! Flakes!
[00:37.01]They can't fix yer brakes
[00:39.04]You ask 'em, "Where's my motor?"
[00:41.02]"Well, it was eaten by snakes"
[00:43.97]You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit
[00:47.41]But they won't be fixin' it
[00:50.25]They're lyin' an' lazy
[00:53.78]They can be drivin' you crazy
[00:57.33]Swear t'God they got the most
[00:59.39]At every business on the coast
[01:01.85]Swear t'God they got the most
[01:05.46]At every business on the coast
[01:07.11]Take it away, Bob...
[01:09.68]I asked as nice as I could
[01:13.27]If my job would
[01:16.59]Somehow be finished by Friday
[01:22.21]Well, them whole damn weekend
[01:25.50]Came 'n' went, Frankie
[01:28.22]Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?
[01:31.09]'N' they didn't do nothin'
[01:34.56]But they charged me double for Sunday
[01:39.82]You know, no matter what you do,
[01:43.23]They gonna cheat 'n' rob you
[01:46.85]Then they'll send you a bill
[01:50.40]That'll get your senses reelin'
[01:55.91]And if you do not pay
[02:00.94]They got computer collectors
[02:06.80]That'll get you so crazy
[02:09.04]'Til your head'll go through th' ceilin'
[02:11.52]Yes it will!
[02:27.87]I'm a moron, 'n' this is my wife
[02:32.91]She's frosting a cake
[02:38.03]With a paper knife
[02:41.82]All what we got here's
[02:44.13]American made
[02:48.11]It's a little bit cheesey
[02:52.54]But it's nicely displayed
[02:55.78]Well we don't get excited when it
[02:58.50]Crumbles 'n' breaks
[03:00.68]We just get on the phone
[03:03.98]And call up some Flakes
[03:20.35]They rush on over
[03:22.64]'N' wreck it some more
[03:25.29]'N' we are so dumb
[03:27.04]They're linin' up at our door
[03:29.21]Well, the toilet went crazy
[03:31.59]Yersterday afternoon
[03:33.75]The plumber he says
[03:36.22]Never flush a tampoon!
[03:38.42]This great information
[03:40.74]Cost me half a week's pay
[03:43.08]And the toilet blew up
[03:45.04]Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay
[03:51.78]Blew up the next day
[03:53.94]WOO-OOO
[04:42.75]We are millions 'n' millions
[04:44.79]We're coming to get you
[04:47.49]We're protected by unions
[04:49.56]So don't let it upset you
[04:52.14]Can't escape the conclusion
[04:54.41]It's probably God's Will
[04:56.83]That civilization
[04:59.06]Will grind to a standstill
[05:04.55]And we are the people
[05:08.76]Who will make it all happen
[05:10.60]While yer children is sleepin'
[05:58.76]Yer puppy is crappin'
[06:01.30]You might call us Flakes
[06:03.49]Or something else you might coin us
[06:05.96]But we know you're so greedy
[06:08.18]That you'll probably join us
[06:10.87]We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
[06:14.22]We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
[06:17.62]We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
[06:20.77]We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
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