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[00:00.98]Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but it's empty.
[00:02.76]MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting,
[00:05.59]Ending up uncaged and at large
[00:08.27]To talk smack at you through the networking appliance that's in charge
[00:11.85]Of every drip of your attention.
[00:12.78]Yo, when mine goes out I've got to log in just to mention
[00:15.44]My disappointment at the interruption of convenience.
[00:18.22]I mean just: a lot left, but none up in between this
[00:20.92]Couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later.
[00:22.78]It's an outrage, at the price I paid. These dictators
[00:25.47]Of my leisure rule with an iron fist.
[00:28.14]Has anybody ever been so put upon as this?
[00:32.76]Your GPS run out of battery (first world problem)
[00:35.45]Got to wake up Saturday (first world problem)
[00:38.14]You just delayed a honeymoon (first world problem)
[00:40.80]Pledge season's coming soon (first world problem)
[00:43.66]Half your friend list is spam accounts (first world problem)
[00:46.31]And your center channel speaker's out (first world problem)
[00:49.07]Muffy, my hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective
[00:56.33]And I'm struggling to keep this in perspective,
[00:59.08]But I feel like a massive injustice occurred.
[01:00.81]Says "regrows hair" on the tube (in the words)
[01:03.54]In a third — or maybe a quarter — of all users.
[01:06.22]I must have got swindled. Is it a fault? Of whose is?
[01:08.92]Oooh, Muffy, Muffy, I had all the servants tortured.
[01:11.76]Did you keep them on retainer? Do you got some more on order?
[01:14.46]'Cause I can't comb my hair on my own no more.
[01:16.25]I got accustomed to the lifestyle, sniffed upon the spore
[01:18.91]And it molded up my innards, made the blood turn blue.
[01:21.67]Muffy, Muffy, there's a revolution; what we're gonna do?
[01:26.22]Misplaced the Ambien (first world problem)
[01:28.99]Left a participle dangling (first world problem)
[01:31.63]You're scheduling your root canal (first world problem)
[01:34.32]Your grad schooling had no rationale (first world problem)
[01:37.07]You didn't like your appetizer (first world problem)
[01:39.89]Your yacht got capsized (a first world problem)
[02:07.20]Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle,
[02:09.01]You have to hustle. Before the fates come, reshuffle.
[02:11.72]Rustle up another couple grievances and air 'em.
[02:14.52]You can laugh about it later (maybe needed while despairing).
[02:17.20]For the moment though, you ordered half caf, didn't get it;
[02:19.99]There was no TV set when you jetted; internet resetted
[02:22.06]Itself just as I was in the middle
[02:24.76]Of tournament play, and so I suffered from transmittal
[02:27.44]Interruption. Completely ruined my day.
[02:29.21]MC Frontalot's a jackass, that's all I'm trying to say.
[02:31.98]People buy CDs in these days of disaster,
[02:34.71]So poor me: I have to be a professional rapper.
[02:40.12]No bubbles in the soda cup (first world problem)
[02:41.94]App crashed when you loaded up (first world problem)
[02:44.64]Phone's OS is outta date (first world problem)
[02:47.41]Colors won't calibrate (first world problem)
[02:50.15]They never stock the snack you want (first world problem)
[02:51.98]Caught herpes from a celebutante (first world problem)
[02:54.63]Got wallhacked in PVP (first world problem)
[03:02.86]Oh no, HD-DVD (first world problem)
[03:05.55]Pixels aren't perfect square (first world problem)
[03:07.39]Your favorite rapper isn't debonair (first world problem)
[03:10.02]You own too many underwear (first world problem)
[03:12.86]And you're not much of a millionaire (first world problem)
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