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[00:09.94]She said, "It's just a woman thing"
[00:12.51]And pulled out of the drive
[00:14.33]I said not to worry
[00:16.13]I'm an understanding guy
[00:18.68]I heard when you love someone
[00:20.67]You gotta let them go
[00:22.35]She hollered, "When I find myself
[00:24.69]You'll be the first to know"
[00:26.63]Ooh hoo no news
[00:34.68]I've learned to do the laundry
[00:36.66]Feed the cat and clean the house
[00:39.25]I promised to be patient
[00:40.94]While she worked her problems out
[00:43.35]When she packed her bags
[00:45.05]Her destination was unclear
[00:47.40]But I sensed that her intentions
[00:49.07]Were honest and sincere
[00:51.77]Ooh hoo no news
[00:59.41]She could telephone, tell a friend
[01:02.09]Tell a lie bout where she's been
[01:04.35]Send a pigeon, send a fax
[01:06.01]Write it on a post-it pad
[01:08.14]Send a signal up in smoke
[01:10.41]Tap it out in Morse code
[01:11.88]I'd prefer a bad excuse
[01:15.79]To no news
[01:21.20]Her mama's been a little vague
[01:22.60]As to her whereabouts
[01:24.42]Her sister says, "I'm certain
[01:26.43]Your romance is headed south"
[01:28.59]I don't have a single doubt
[01:30.56]That she's still in love
[01:32.54]My level of anxiety
[01:34.81]Is just a product of
[01:36.89]Ooh hoo no news
[01:45.02]She could telephone, tell a friend
[01:47.48]Tell a lie bout where she's been
[01:49.65]Send a pigeon, send a fax
[01:51.22]Write it on a post-t oad
[01:53.21]Send a signal up in smoke
[01:55.63]Tap it out in Morse code
[01:58.29]I'd prefer a bad excuse
[02:01.77]She missed her bus, missed her plane
[02:03.96]Surely this can be explained
[02:06.35]Lost her car at the mall
[02:07.81]Got locked in a bathroom stall
[02:10.06]Joined a cult, joined the Klan
[02:12.10]On the road with Pearl Jam
[02:14.18]Buried with the Grateful Dead
[02:16.17]Came back as a parrot head
[02:18.59]Got derailed, got de-iced
[02:20.65]Offered as a sacrifice
[02:22.28]FBI, CIA, if they've seen her
[02:25.22]They ain't saying
[02:30.06]No news! Still no news! Oh oh oh
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