Plan for you, a plan for you
Weave to the left, bob to the right
Or you'll get a flat tire on the freeway of life
Go get active, change your luck
Lay with yatta-yattas and treat 'em rough
Come your turkey, drop your load
Please don't let the tin man get your coat
Stay horizontal, don't look back
If you do, you'll give your mom and dad a heart attack
Check your oil, change your mind
Keep it up like a pup'
Your battery will go before you know what's up
Look for a socket, wear flesh-colored pants
Big babies go the distance in wrap-around fat
Dig your diddle, clean your nose
When trouble gets behind you, keep your back door closed
Okay so, you're skinny, it's a hard-edged game
Jellymen are weak links on the daisy chain
Sleep on your belly, reach for the sky
Weave to the left, bob to the right
Keep it up like a pup