A Typical Sound Check - Frank Zappa & the Mothers

Mark: All skate. Men only! 
Aynsley: Man, shou . . . shoulda put the fuckin' [...] 
?: Gotta put that sign on the front, man 
?: Got to get that sign on the front 
?: [...] sign of the bass player 
Aynsley: Because I . . . I'm gonna have to find [...] I'm gonna take about five minutes with the other thing in there in time to go on 
?: Get some more weirdness 
?: Hey man 
?: Hey, it's far right here 
?: [...] together? 
?: It's far right there 
?: Well . . . 
?: Perverse! 
George: Hey, I'm still an hour here 
Mark: See it, my washboard's in the car 
?: What? 
Aynsley: See, they gotta have two holes here 
?: Ah! 
Jeff: Yeah 
?: Washboards . . . 
Jeff: Oh we got our amps switched. I should be having . . . 

Mark: 
If you do not hear me 
You may now walk out 
For I am here 
And I am talking . . .