Action Figure - Lambchop

I heard a rumor that I'm sad 
Or at least that I feel bad 
Whoever said that doesn't know 
I'm pretty sure that I don't know 

And if a case was made for this 
Could it be something that we missed 
Let's let the cat out of the bag 
Let's let the neighborhood go bad 

It take some time but there you go 
It takes a lot of guts to show 
The silly side of who we are 
As if we'd ever go that far 

So we can put away the watch 
And we can throw away the cane 
And we can walk through god's own will 
Because he's crying crying still today 

What are the odds that you are right 
What will we have to eat tonight 
What if I told you it's ok 
To be my action figure 

I've swatted bugs all afternoon 
I've swallowed beer like a cartoon 
And if old Waylon hung the moon 
Will we be singing with him soon 

And I will learn to look away 
When there are thing I cannot bear 
Perhaps you'll sing a diferent tune 
Perhaps well learn to tell the diference 

There are people that I know 
Who live content within their limits 
And we are lucky to be so 
Completely interactive