Adult Education - Daryl Hall & John Oates

Afternoon in the homeroom 
They're about to let you go 
And the locker slams 
On the plan you had tonight 
You've been messin around with a boyfriend 
Maybe better left alone 
There's a wise guy that you know 
Could put you right 
In the lot the boy that's idling by 
doesn't rev your heart 
Cause it's only lonely spots 
He shares with you 
And long halls and the gray walls 
Are gonna split apart 
Believe it or not 
There's life after high school 

And that's why the student body got 
A bad reputation oh yeah, oh yeah 
What they need is adult education 
Back to school it's a bad situation 
Oh yeah, oh yeah 
But what you want is an adult education 

The teacher don't know about how 
To deal with the student body huh, huh 
And the underclassmen are 
Flashing hot and cool huh huh 
All your girlfriends care about 
Watch and wear and talkin about it huh huh 
Believe it or not 
There's life after high school 

And that's why the student body got 
A bad reputation oh yeah, oh yeah 
What they need is adult education 
Back to school it's a bad situation 
Oh yeah, oh yeah 
But what you want is an adult education 

They're calling it preparation 
You're waiting for a separation 
You're nothing but another odd number 
Memories that you won't remember 
So you got a little education 
And a lot of dedication 
But you want a little night school 
Maybe some of it'll rub off on you 
The boys are busy in the mirrors 
Trying to imitate their heroes 
You make it with a false surrender 
More memories you won't remember 
The senior with the Junior Miss 
I wonder what the junior wishes 
That she could graduate to adult 
That she could graduate to adult kisses 

Adult education 
Adult education 
Adult education 
It's a bad situation 
Adult education