Ain't It Crazy - Grateful Dead

Man got the rub on, sister got the rub 
They're goin' around doing the rub, the rub 
Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy 
Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' that thing. 

Two old ladies was lying around in bed 
One turned over and this is what she said, 

Mama tell the chicken her body was a duck 
Put him on the table with his feet sticking up 

Two old ladies playing in the sand, each one wishing the other was a man 

Well I see that woman goin behind the hill 
I'm gonna find that girl, I'm gonna do my will 

Well I feel so good, well I feel so fine 
All I gotta do is drink that wine 

I say the little old rooster called the little old hen 
He said he had no lungs, ain't got no wing.