Alcohol - Barenaked Ladies

Alcohol, my permanent accessory 
Alcohol, a party time necessity 
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself 
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health. 
Refrain: 
I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol. 
Forget the café lattés, screw the raspberry iced tea 
A Malibu and Coke for you, a g&t for me 
Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will 
When someone else is picking up the bill 
(Refrain) 
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me, 
But while I cannot love myself 
I'll use something else 
I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do 
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious 
booze 
But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can 
choose 
To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse 
(Go, go, go, go, go, etc) 
(Refrain) 
Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor trying on your 
camisole. 
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me, 
But while I cannot love myself 
I'll use something else 
Would you please forgive me?