All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Jimmy Buffett

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
Yeah, my two front teeth
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas"

It seems so long since I could say
"Sister Suzy sitting on a thistle"
Gosh, oh gee
How happy I'd be
If I could only "whistle"

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
Oh my two front teeth
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
My two front teeth
Gee, I if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas

It seems so long since I could say
"Sister Suzy sitting on a thistle"
Gosh, oh gee
How happy I'd be
If I could only "whistle"

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
Two front teeth
Two front teeth
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas

It seems so long since I could say
"Thithter Thuthy thitting on a thithle"
Dr. Pretty on the keys
He'll replace both of these
Then I can start to "whithle"

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
Gee my two front teeth
Oh, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas