Alma Mater Parody - Grease

"I saw a dead skunk on the highway
And I was goin' crazy from the smell
Cause when the wind was blowin' my way
It smelled just like the halls of old Rydell
And if you've gotta use the toilet
And later on you start to scratch like hell
Take off your underwear and boil it
Cause you've got memories of old Rydell 
Girls:
I can't explain Rydell, this pain Rydell
Is it ptomaine Rydell gave me 
Guys"
Is it V. D. Rydell
Could be Rydell
All:
You outta see the faculty

If Mister Clean, Rydell
Had seen Rydell
He'd just turn green and disappear
I'm outta luck Rydell
Dead duck Rydell
I'm stuck Rydell, right here"