Al'z A-b-cee'z - 3rd Bass

[Alan] 
A-B-C-D-E 
(Wait, Alan, 
may I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?) 
No no no, dis is my spot 
Don't try and steal my spot 
A - A is for the atrocious acts that YOU abominated and committed 
A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six 
B B B 
B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy 
C is for the cantankerous condition of your character 
You have no cutout 
D is for the downright dastardly deeds that YOU do, dummy 
Despite your degradations, +Dialect+ distributed by disc 
$12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape 
E - E is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh 
F is for flesh itself - fuck you! 
G - Get out my house 
H - Homer 
I - Idiot 
J - Jackoff 
King, King K 
Alan King of MY castle 
L is for the locquacious letter I'm about to lacerate your fatass wit 
M - my, my, my, my, my son 
Alan are you mad? The question is no 
N - N is for New York City 
O - oh O, oh no 
You mean O oppression? Ostrich-sized oppression 
P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch! 
Q - quote 
Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient? 
Unquote 
R R, R - you mean R R, are you ready? 
Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety 
rough, rest {*snores*} resume 
S - shitty, savage sacred - YOU SUCKER 
T T T - you wan tea bwoy? Wake up and smell da coffee! 
U - you will never understand 
V - vamoose, you vicious vermin 
W W {*crying*} W is for the tears.. you make me wept 
X, X - X amount of times I tell you 
you could have gone to Xavier to study the xylophone 
Y? I don't know 
Z is for zany, picture perfect like Zenith 
Z is for