Amoeba - Weird Al Yankovic
The Amoeba is so small you need A microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one They never sing or laugh or talk Or eat fondeaux or ciche And if you take one for a walk You need a tiny leash I know the thing must have a brain Although I couldn't tell you where It sure must be an awful pain To be so unicellular
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Title: Amoeba