Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste - Fenix Tx

How many wrong turns can I make 
I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile 
on top of me 
But if she won't give it up 
well that's O.K 
I never liked that drunk ass bitch anyway 
When she does it's on there 
she goes 
she's pissin on my floor 
How many trips to the E.R will it take 
she gets her stomach pumped and runs 
to buy another case of the Michelob 
cause the Lonestar just won't do 
and the beer tastes awfully 
used St. Idesand even Special Brew 
(Insert Hi-fi Hard Core Supa-Dupa Fly Gangsta Rap here)