As The World Turns - Eminem

Chorus: Repeat 2X 
I dont know why this world keep turning 
Round and Round 
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now 
Yes man 
As the World Turns 
We all experience things in life 
Trials and Tribulations 
That we all must go through 
When someone wants to test us 
When someone tries our patience 
[Eminem] 
I hang with a bunch of hippies 
and wacky tobacco planters 
Who swallow lit roaches 
and light up like jack-o-lanterns 
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts 
Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source 
They never should've booted me out of reform school 
Deformed fool, takin a shit, in the warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn 
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) 
It all started when my mother took my bike away 
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave 
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers 
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors 
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman 
Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin 
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead, 
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed 
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class 
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?) 
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Pannies and stepped on Jenny 
Craig 
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig 
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig 
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!) 
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming 
Grabbed that bitch by her hair 
Drug her across the ground 
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down 
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop 
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop 
Chorus 
As the World Turns 
These are the days of our lives 
These are the things that we must go through 
Day by day