Ashley Wednesday - The Lonely Island

I landed in London
At a quarter to noon
So excited to see her
Took a cab to her room
I know she's exquisite
So I had to visit
Pushed my back to the front of the door
And you wouldn't believe what I saw

Ashley Wednesday
A spectacularly beautiful chick
With impeccable style and spectacular eyes
When we met, both of our souls clicked like a plug in a socket
Ashley Wednesday
Oh, you hit me like a tonne of bricks
With illuminous hair and your sturdy teeth
I want our hearts to be joined at the hip, so to speak

I gotta know
What is your stance on marriage?
Girl, I really gotta know
'Cause we never talk about it
But now I am proposing
Get this girl some diamonds
Please freaking say yes, girl
I'm an American man
This is my native land
But for you I'd summer in England
But I will not go to France
On that I take a stand
But I hope you'll take my hand
Both in life and marriage
Step into my carriage
We'll park inside my garage
And live inside my house
As husband and wife