Attitude Adjustment - Hank Williams Jr.

Now I met an old friend 
In the bar the other night
And he got a little drunk
And he wanted to fight
And he jumped up 
And challenged every man in the room
And just about the time he got the words out
An 'ol boy jumped up and closed his mouth
And used his head for a mop
And his butt for a broom

It was an attitude adjustment
I guess it was his first time 
An attitude adjustment
Now he understands just fine
He got bent out of shape
And he opened his mouth
And just one appointment 
Straightened him right out
It was an adttitude adjustment
Oh It'll work every time 

Well I've got this big 'ol brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along 
Because he wants to make sure 
I'm treating his sister right 
He got drunk one night 
And started beating me up
And I went and got a tire tool
Out of my truck
And laid him out as cold as a block of ice

It was an attitude adjustment 
And it will work every time 
An attitude adjustment
I made him see the light
And he says I'm his kind of man
And he comes around with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment
I cured all his family pride

Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face
I said darlin that was you're first mistake
Then she went wild and her eyes turned red
She started breaking everything
And sceaming loud
And kickin me and cussin me out
And I gave her a little adjustment 
On the top of the head

It was an attitude adjustment
Now she loves on me all the time 
Just an attitude adjustment
She got a whole new frame of mind 
She don't nag
And I don't beg 
And we get along and like I said 
Just an attitude adjustment
Oh everythings just fine 
Well almost

She called the cops to take me in
And I said you're never gonna do it friend
And they just smiled
And said "Oh Yes We Will"
Now a stick to the head<